For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

There is no Status quo But there is Status

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage