I’m More Than Half-convinced God Is Always All-in
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
When God closes one store He opens another
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we