Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing