Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
