The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
