We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
