We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by