Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
