A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime