With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

My ego is too big

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish