In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down