Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift