How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness