It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid