Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
