We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled