There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway