The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth