Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
