We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found