I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs