Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time