You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
