History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane