Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
