You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe