In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good