When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
