In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening