When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down