The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
