I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
