Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe