When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
It’s always darkest before the yawn
