This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own