It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

I changed My mind By following My heart

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever