One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
