The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

“The human body generates more bio…

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-