I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
