My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere