You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes