A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God