I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
