Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor