This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then