“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite