The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When