As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…