The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…