I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
