Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work