We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God