Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining