In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…