We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone