God knows our weaknesses By heart And always keeps them In mind
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning