The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
