Have You Ever Noticed That When People Look at Their Phones, It’s Always with a Vacant Stare?
Big Brother used to just
Cross his fingers
To avoid telling the truth
Then uncrossed them into a
V for Vacancy
But times have changed
And with them his method
So, now he leads a sing-along
In his signature falsetto
And the vacancy is as permanent as the revolution
Just as long as he never strikes a false note
Which is what Auto-Tune is for
Rendering all things pitch-perfect
