Darling Wife, Love of My Life, We Ride at Dawn
Adultery Is for the Weak, Fidelity for the Strong
Sex is like
The world’s most powerful wild animal
And we are to ride it
Since it is the only force strong enough
For the building and maintenance of civilization
But unless we want to be bucked off the back of the beast
Like first-time bull riders
Who remain first-timers no matter how often we mount
There exists only one instrument
That sounds clearly enough
To tame the beast for harnessing
We call that instrument marriage
Let’s ride
