I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning