Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

I have an idea: I have no idea

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…