My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning